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New Law Requires Welfare Recipients To Submit Sweat To Prove How Hard They’re Looking For Job

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Keith “Maggie” Brown

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WASHINGTON— In an effort to ensure that those on welfare are actively seeking employment, a new law enacted this week will require recipients of federal aid to periodically submit vials of sweat for measurement by government officials.

Source: www.theonion.com

Too wonderful. 🙂

2 responses to “New Law Requires Welfare Recipients To Submit Sweat To Prove How Hard They’re Looking For Job”

  1. James Luchte Avatar
    James Luchte

    I bet something like this will happen soon…

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    1. Keith Wayne Brown Avatar
      Keith Wayne Brown

      Yepperz. You know they will try.

      Reply

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